10/02/2026
“Can you get this done ASAP?” 👀
Absolutely. One tiny question.
WHERE 👏 ARE 👏 THE 👏 DOCUMENTS? 🫠
Meanwhile, those documents are apparently on a wellness retreat with no cell service. 🦥🌴
We love y’all, but “I’ll send them tonight” is becoming the longest-running series in accounting. 😂
Consider this your lovingly unhinged reminder to upload those outstanding documents to your client portal. Help your accountant return to a resting heart rate. 🦝☕🔥
Be honest: are you the raccoon or the sloth?