Douglas A. Boneparth

Let the vacation begin! Next stop as Avalon.

The children have completely taken over.
They've trapped my wife and I in a corner of the house and feed us fish heads for dinner. They come in a bucket. Lord, please give me the strength to make it to the holiday beach house so I can derp out on tequila while I turn my skin olive.
In the meantime, enjoy these bangers tweets. They are the byproduct of whatever chemicals are left in my decaying brain. Something something stonks and bonks. Economy.

Yeah, we're going there!
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For the love of god get me to the beach.
I'm so burnt right now.
*bleeds out on floor*
Enjoy your jokes and memes. My UPS one is exquisite.

Took Heather's foot out for a test drive.
My weekend in pictures.
#пус

We’re facing the “greatest tinderbox timebomb in financial history” and a market crash as bad as 1929..

According to this hedge fund manager at least.

Is he right? NOBODY KNOWS.

Keep calm. Diversify. Stay the course.

Brace for ‘tinderbox-timebomb’ market crash worse than 1929, hedge fund manager says Universa CIO Mark Spitznagel told investors in its latest letter to brace for a market crash resembling the 1930’s Great Depression as debt balloons globally.

“The market will regulate itself.”

The market…

Learn to live on passive income. My wife gives me $10/week and I’ve never been happier.

Growing up, I thought I'd change the world. Now, I sit at a desk waiting to see how much the Fed will raise interest rates.

It’s a massive week of financial news that some experts say could send the market higher or lower.

Can’t wait to gamble all my retirement money away!

David Solomon will take a 30% pay cut to $25 million for 2023.

Tim Cook will take a 40% pay cut to $49 million for 2023.

I will take a 50% pay cut to $0 for 2023.

This is what leadership looks like.