Fast Break Café Port Adelaide

My name is Yvonne and I'm a dirty bullying whorebag who likes to take advantage of people (who I call my friends) and my staff (who are the only reason my business is still running) so I can earn more money to buy pointless material objects with and rip my hardworking staff off. I don't pay my staffs taxes or super (or my own taxes) because I'm a stingy bitch who likes to make my staff feel like they do less work than me when they are the real reason I have money in my overloaded laptop bag in the first cupboard next to the freezer behind the cash register with all my money laundering kept inside. I'm a fake bitch who doesn't deserve anyone's business, I pay my staff $12 an hour if they're desperate enough and make my 13 year old daughter take explicit pictures of myself in lingerie but I'm a good parent because I spend my staffs hard earned wages on my kids because I can't emotionally support them as much as I'd like considering my undiagnosed mental health disorder that i bully my own staff about but refuse to face myself, I will be fake as f**k so I'll pretend to be your friend if you come into my cafe and hopefully in the future you'll do some volunteer work for me because I feel like the world owes me something since I'm rich already why don't you make me more rich jut like my VERY HARDWORKING staff already do but I still rip them off because I always deserve more, I mean I'm better than everyone else, right?