That Realty Guy

My mum always said… “Don’t waste your money on me.” ❤️😂

So… I tried my best.

Another completely sensible property purchase in Dubai. 🏡🤣

Should I keep this series going? What should I “buy” next?

👇 Drop your ideas in the comments!

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Felt Nostalgic 🪩

That time when you took a run down snooker hall and turned it into the towns go to Nightclub 🙌🏻

Do miss the days of entrepreneurial visionary with dedication and ex*****on of the craziest ideas 🤯😅

Geary if it wasn’t for the tyrannical world governments, then we would be into our 6th year now 🎺

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After years of saving…. We Finally bought our first home in Dubai… 😂

Nothing too extravagant… just something to help me get on the property ladder.

(If you’ve watched the video, you’ll know that’s complete nonsense 😂)

Luxury property doesn’t always have to be serious. I wanted to create something that makes people smile while showcasing one of the most beautiful homes I’ve filmed.

📍Elie Saab, Arabian Ranches III
4 Bedrooms | Designer Finish | Private Pool

If you’re looking to buy, sell or invest in Dubai, whether it’s your first home or your forever home, I’d be happy to help.

📩 Send me a message anytime.

Feels like the Bahamas here 🇧🇸

Which would you prefer is the question….

20M Horror Show House 👻




Hide & Seek in luxury villas
Episode ONE ☝️

5 Bedroom Villa in Palm Hills by Elie Saab,
Dubai Hills Estate 🏡

Price to sell
20,000,000 AED
5,500,000 USD
4,000,000 GBP

Available for RENT - 1,300,000 AED

📧 DM for more details

NO COMPLAINTS!

When it comes to the finishing and quality of these standalone villas in Elie Saab, Arabian Ranches 3 🤩

This one in particular has had some nice upgrades and comes fully furnished and landscaped.

Asking rent is AED 595K - Open to offers 💰

DM to arrange a visit or to book this villa ✍️

Multiple unfurnished options available also from AED 330K.

Back in Tilal Al Ghaf 🫶🏼

Client looking for their forever home 🏡

Quality unmatched for the price point - These recently handed over Alaya Villa’s are fabulous!

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THE BEST THINGS ARE NOT THINGS…

They are memories 🙏🏻

Fully Furnished Villa for Rent
AED 1,300,000 asking
Al Barari, Dubai 📍

Book your viewing now 📞

DUBAI PROPERTY Q1: THE REALITY IMO

Q1 gave us a clear signal.

The market isn’t slowing — it’s shifting.

The ones paying attention now… will benefit most.