President John Biggs and Vice President Donnelly

I understand things are crazy right now, but rest assured, we will fix this!

I will fix all of this.

President Trump continues to downplay global warming and he doesn’t seem to care if we die from excessive heat. As president, I will make this a priority, and an ice age will likely ensue by the time I’m out of office.

My first order of business will be combating global warming. We will make winter great again with multiple annual snow storms and arctic outbreaks.

Trump abused the Oath of Office!

Dow down 800 points? Not under my watch!

“A lot of people would love to pay more in taxes,” Bernie told reporters. This is why as President, I will not only continue Bernie’s tax hike, but I’ll raise it even more.

Bernie ‘20!

I’ll fix all of this.

Our campaign slogan; “Make Global Cooling Great again!”

Despite the clouds, Wednesday will be very warm with highs in the mid to upper 80s. Can’t rule out a slight chance for a shower or thunderstorm.

As President, I will personally go to North Korea and get the nuclear weapons myself.