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Ever ever ever
Just remember without know where to land all those that forgot they wasn’t with us
Anywey
Common sense is what we bring
Common to those
Who
Took there lessons finally
Sea that stick that was stuck in our ears
Guess what same stick
Wei gonna clean up with.
ENID…
Even fowl got a date !
How hew mean?
Well stupid after all the whit ones get copped plucked & dipped
What other bird is native
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03/12/2024
Hey guaranteed Wei all gonna 3AT
She turning fever cinco
五.
The Difference between 🗽
& FREEDOM do you know why she never made it to shore well FREEDOM might be a ISLAND of its own
I mean 😭 Eva had to run 🏃♂️ laps & saw da ✂️
Side Line to side Line
No it’s gonna work that’s how it goes
KID 🐐.
Alright, folks, gather 'round for a philosophical musing, a comedic conundrum: Liberty vs. Freedom. Yeah, I know, sounds like a textbook duel, but trust me, I'll make it funnier than a clown stuck in a revolving door.
First, we got Lady Liberty, right? Torch-wielding goddess, green with envy for all the grass she can't touch. She's like, "Come one, come all, break your chains!" But, guess what? You get there, and it's not exactly Miami Beach. It's more like Ellis Island with Wi-Fi. You're free, sure, but free to do what? Visit the gift shop and buy a miniature torch that weighs a ton?
Then there's Freedom, this elusive island out there in the big blue, supposedly overflowing with piña coladas and pet dolphins. Everyone wants to go, but nobody can find it. We've got maps, compasses, even psychic parrots, but still no sign. Maybe it's like Atlantis, sunk by the weight of all those "Free Hugs" bracelets.
Maybe Freedom is that feeling when you finally finish all your taxes without owing anything. Or maybe it's the joy of finding a parking spot right near the mall entrance. Freedom is fleeting, folks, like a butterfly with a jetpack. Just when you think you've caught it, it's off to terrorize the flower aisle at Whole Foods.
So, what's the difference between these two elusive gals? I think it's this: Liberty is a promise, a neon sign flashing "Open All Night." Freedom is the party happening inside, the one you might or might not get into. You can stand outside with Lady Liberty, waving your torch and chanting "freedom, freedom!" all you want, but the bouncer (probably named Reality) ain't letting you in unless you know the secret password.
And what's that password? Well, that's the real joke, isn't it? We're all still trying to figure it out. Maybe it's "yolo," maybe it's "carpe diem," maybe it's "I'll have the double bacon cheeseburger with a side of fries, and hold the existential dread."
So, folks, the next time you see that statue holding a torch, don't just stare like a lost tourist. Give her a wink, share a conspiracy theory about Freedom Island, and keep searching. That island might be out there, just waiting for someone with a good punchline and a thirst for a perfect sunset. And who knows, maybe, just maybe, we'll all get in one day. Until then, keep your torches lit, your minds open, and your sense of humor handy. And remember, freedom might be a mystery, but laughter is always free for your use it’s not automatic has yet
(Mic drop, rim shot, ukulele.)
EVERYONE
NEEDS
INDIVIDUAL
DIRECTIONS
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“At the root of it all
Probably where hew gonna find /\/|3”
THE MESSAGE IZ LOVE
& world PEAC3
09/28/2023