09/23/2026
🐾 Introducing Scarborough's very first Pet of the Month: Mya Sizemore, Director of Golden Years Strategy! 🐾
We're kicking off a new tradition at Scarborough Capital Management — celebrating the four-legged team members who keep morale high and stress low.
This month's honoree, Mya, sat down with us for an exclusive interview on her investment philosophy:
On growth strategy: "Balanced portfolio, actually — aggressive growth until noon, conservative holdings after lunch." 🐿️☀️
On risk management: When it comes to the volatility of the vacuum cleaner, Mya's diversified — half under the bed, half barking from a safe distance. 🌪️
On retirement planning: Four naps a day is standard vesting... but she accelerates to six on rainy days. 😴
Congratulations, Mya, on this well-deserved honor! We can't wait to see who takes the title next month. 🦴